With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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