did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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