He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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