There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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