Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So. Much. Porn.
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