He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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