I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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