So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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