she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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