I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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