Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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