I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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