the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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