No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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