I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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