ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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