is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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