if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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