White coat. Heels.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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