he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
