her vagine was all disorganized.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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