weddingsv make me drug and hornr
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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