Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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