Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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