You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Drunk is not a location!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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