i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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