I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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