Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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