This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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