wakey wakey hands off snakey
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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