We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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