HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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