I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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