perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Houston, we have a blender
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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