i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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