Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔