plz talk dirty to me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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