Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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