it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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