Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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