My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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