Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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