Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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