K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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