Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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