Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I am one with the molecules
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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