The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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