I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i've created a new STD.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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