Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Randomize
