Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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