Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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