is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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