i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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