And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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