I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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