Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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