peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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