hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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