Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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You ate ashes out of my bong
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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