There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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